February 2012
439 posts
1612th:
the oscars for Best Groomed and Smoothest Ride go to Sarah Jessica Parker for the 30th year in a row
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pointy-earedbastard:
dujardins:
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plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
#suicide watch after he realizes he should’ve attended.
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whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
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mattheldersacne:
you’ll never hate twilight as much as robert pattinson
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“By love you mean big lightning bolts to the heart, where you can’t eat and you...”
– Don Draper, Mad Men (via disparatre)
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surfgoths:
If your man starts a reformation to separate the Church of England from the Roman Catholic Church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne.
He’s just not that into you.
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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SCHEDULES THE NBA ALL-STAR...
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Jack: Imagine a dessert for two. Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate. Covered with shaved white, black, and clear truffles and topped with edible 25 carat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better
Liz: I don't know, you ever put a doughnut in the microwave?
